Notes

The References

This is Carbon. Carbon listed her references. One of them is a houseplant. She listed it as her former manager. Don't be like Carbon. Learn how to build relationships that actually go to bat for you in "Take the Wheel. "

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The Application

This is Carbon. Carbon applied to 14 jobs this morning. All senior roles. She did not read a single job description. Don't be like Carbon. Learn how to find the right opportunity, not just any opportunity in "Take the Wheel. "

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The Outfit

This is Carbon. Carbon is picking her outfit for the interviews next week. She has narrowed it down to her black coat or her black coat. She went with the black coat. She has been sitting in front of the mirror for forty minutes. She looks the same either way…

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The Mock Interview

This is Carbon. Carbon did a mock interview to prepare. I asked the questions. She looked out the window for the first three, knocked my notes off the desk, and then delivered a four-minute monologue about treat procurement strategy. She wants a second opinion on how it went. Don't be…

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The Two Screens

This is Carbon. Carbon has two interviews next week. The first one is a 20-minute screening call with HR. She has blocked the entire day for recovery afterward. Don't be like Carbon. Learn how to prepare for high-stakes moments in a way that actually builds confidence in "Take the Wheel. "

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The Processing

This is Carbon. Carbon is processing the rejection. Day one: denial. Day two: napping with intent. Day three: sitting in a box she found in the garage and staring at the wall. Her therapist is unavailable. Her therapist is me. Don't be like Carbon. Learn how to bounce back without making everyone…

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The Rejection

This is Carbon. Carbon got the rejection email. Three rounds. Three weeks. One panel interview with the CFO. They went with a different candidate. She read the email, knocked her water bowl off the counter, and has not acknowledged it since. Don't be like Carbon. Learn how to take a loss…

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Round Three

This is Carbon. Carbon made it to round three. She met the executive team. She walked in, assessed the room, sat in the CEO's chair, and waited for the questions to come to her. They called it "executive presence. "Don't be like Carbon. Learn how to earn a seat at the…

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Round Two

This is Carbon. Carbon made it to round two. She was asked about her leadership style. She stared at the ceiling for eleven seconds and said nothing. They noted she was "clearly a strategic thinker" Don't be like Carbon. Learn how to articulate who you are under pressure in "Take the…

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Round One

This is Carbon. Carbon passed her first interview. She showed up, made eye contact for exactly thirty seconds, and let the silence do the rest. The hiring manager described her as "difficult to read but compelling"Don't be like Carbon. Learn how to make a real impression that holds up past…

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